re: testosterone therapy?

Published: Wed, 06/01/11

This morning I checked Google Trends to see what
the most searched terms are on the internet this week.
 
This is how I keep tabs on what normal people are up
to ;) 
 
Testosterone Therapy came up as #7
 
Guys want to increase testosterone levels! 
 
Interesting, huh?
 
Something else that is interesting is that their is a
documented decrease in testosterone levels within
individual male organisms (guys) and our human 
race as a whole. 
 
This is evidenced, by amongst other things, the
increased rate of infertility in men... and man boobs!
 
You've heard me give this rant before.  About how
we are literally, physiologically becoming women.
 
But today I'll offer you a few solutions, cool? 
 
First, we need more fat in our diets. 
 
Many people don't know this, but saturated fats
actually act as a precursor to testosterone production.
 
My theory about why we are designed this way is that
since animal fats are the most nutrient dense foods on
the planet that if our body perceives a shortage of it in
our diet, it says...
 
"Heck, this dude is malnourished... there is NO WAY
I'm giving him the juice to reproduce!"
 
Next, we've got to reduce mental / emotional stress.
 
When you're stressed out because your girlfriend hates
your Xbox, or your boss just asked you to work on the
same day that you planned on surfing with your buddies...
 
You're body can not tell the difference between the
sympathetic response to these events and being CHASED
BY A TIGER!
 
So, your brilliant body once again says...
 
"Heck, this dude is getting chased by hungry predators on
a daily basis... there is NO WAY I'm giving him the juice
to reproduce!"
 
Notice a pattern here?
 
Finally, we are designed to move.  
 
Not just move, like get up and walk to the fridge to grab
a sandwich... 
 
Or even jogging for a million miles a day.
 
Our body is designed to hunt, climb, jump, crawl, throw,
roll, lift, drag, pull and push stuff.
 
This is how our ancestors got food and shelter.  By using
their bodies... to do HARD work, every single day!
 
And once we began building civilizations, we had to use
our bodies to produce strength for protection against
warring tribal neighbors (battle).
 
But, since today we can go to WalMart for our food and
we really don't have to fight unless we choose to...
 
Our brilliant bodies once again say,
 
"Heck, this dude doesn't need to do ANYTHING! He 
just needs to sit down and eat.... in fact, he's as good as
dead.  
 
And dead men don't proliferate... so I ain't giving him
no testosterone! -- F that!"
 
Yep, that's pretty much how it works (according to Hulse).
 
I promised you some solutions, right?
 
1. Eat meat.
 
2. Dump your girlfriend and quit your job.
 
3. Train like a man is supposed to!
 
And THAT gentlemen -- is the real Testosterone Therapy!
 
(or just get a prescription for Test C and Cee-alis)
 
Later,
Elliott & Mike
 
 
 
 
 
 
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